Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.
Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.
“Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
RIP to all the guys who say “girls who participate in no shave november are going to participate in no D december” because they’re gonna be apart of no V forever
if an english person says anything about tea/having tea/having someone round for tea
it does not mean they will literally be drinking tea
tea means dinner
we mean we are having dinner
ARE YOU SRS
so then how do you invite someone for tea. with tea and scones and jam and stuff. that kind of tea. how are you supposed to phrase that?
"do you want to come over for a cuppa"
SOMEONE FINALLY DID IT
idek why everyone thinks we drink ridiculous amounts of tea
we just eat stupid amounts of dinner
I am not a doctor, I cannot tell you how much you should be eating, how much you should weigh, how much exercise you should do a day, I can advise you to the best of my ability but that is all. If you want accurate information, see a doctor or a dietitian.